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Here's what people don't get about ZabuJard. You have to be intelligent to laugh at his works, and all the 0-star reviews clearly show that. What looks like a horrid attempt at 3d modeling and a disgrace to 3d animation is really a deep introspective into media and the death of childhood.

The Spongebob and Kim at the beginning being horribly disfigured represents how after all these years these childhood shows don't really have the same appeal as they did so many years ago, what with newer Spongebob seasons being regarded as the worse seasons and Kim Possible ending in 2002. Patrick cooms in the next scene. Now, what is coom? Semen. After ejaculation, sperm die. What is sperm? Children. What is a term for dying? Moving on, or passing away. This grotesque scene of beauty represents newer generations moving on from such shows that defined our childhoods, like Spongebob. I don't know what the vore scene is supposed to signify but it IS pretty hot. In the next scene, we see an unknown person, looking for Tom Fulp, who had been eaten by Kim Possible. This could represent us looking for another major part of most older people's childhood, Newgrounds, made by none other than Tom Fulp. The Tom in this video has moved on from Newgrounds, a presumably ancient site by now, as this Tom has turned withered with the passing time. Tom in this is taking a bath, only to be interrupted by people looking to relive their childhood. Reasonably, he is upset that people are disturbing him. This would be like me bothering Jonathan Keefer about CoolMath Games on his deathbed, while he is dying. The light on the tub going out represents Tom Fulp's passing, and along with him, Newgrounds. The death of our childhoods.

Overall, this fucking sucked. Please make more.

ZabuJard responds:

LOL what a awesome review thanks for this

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